evidently mr. squarepants is turning 27 in a month but he has already had 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards
That’s a little over three years
that’s 31 years
one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
one time on my cup they wrote “you made this up for notes”
Series 5 vs 7
*touches coffee pot* this is where the magic happens.
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
I hate school.
But I don’t hate education.
There’s a huge difference.
The difference is an education is just knowledge and qualifications that allow you to do well in life. School is just a load of shitty buildings with a load of shitty people doing shitty work because other shitty people say so.
I just reblogged this but I’m doing it again for the comment
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
He’s summoning Satan
or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold
No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
tbh this is really why i joined tumblr like i knew fuckall about design and fashion man fuck all that. this what it’s all really about
"How much money does college cost in America?"
Best use of gif I have seen not going to lie