Hello.

today-isawindingroad:

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

ilovemidgetstrippers:

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

lol me

mind-tardis:

taintedtreasure:

BASICALLY TUMBLR.

Now that’s a class that we all could easily pass with flying colors

marynesq:

lessgeeking-morescience:

marynesq:

likasashes:

puscyiffer:

remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it

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Okay, I know it wouldn’t work but I’m dumb so I tried, and now that you’ve made me waste 15 minutes of my life, eXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.

So :

http://i.imgur.com/nA53dlx.gif

The pieces actually grow bigger as they slide.

I will fucking murder the pieces of shit who did this.

blakebaggott:

I’ve always wondered why, if there would be no marriage in the age to come (Matthew 22:30), why do we get married now? Then I thought about something. In reality, we will be married in the age to come, everyone of us. The Church, the Bride, will finally be given to her husband. That’s the ultimate marriage.

Therefore, every earthly marriage now is attempting to mirror the ideal marriage that is will take place in the age to come, as Paul explains in Ephesians 5:21-33.

highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

findchaos:

amateur-1314:

SHIT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Every time this video shows up, I 1. have to watch it again, and 2. laugh until I’m crying like I have a problem.

saltwaterkittens:

abraxasbabe:

Today at work I told my coworker I was jealous of this really pretty customer and how I wished I looked like her. My coworker was like “ew really. But she’s black” and I just can’t wrap my mind around that statement.

I would have straight up slapped her. like wtf.

theprotip:

Pro tips here

theprotip:

Pro tips here