Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are not only one of Hollywood’s most adorable couples, but they also have the sort of relationship where they can call each other on their bullshit. And that’s exactly what Stone did when Garfield made a misguided comme…
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing
Now that’s a class that we all could easily pass with flying colors
remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it
Okay, I know it wouldn’t work but I’m dumb so I tried, and now that you’ve made me waste 15 minutes of my life, eXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.
The pieces actually grow bigger as they slide.
I will fucking murder the pieces of shit who did this.
I’ve always wondered why, if there would be no marriage in the age to come (Matthew 22:30), why do we get married now? Then I thought about something. In reality, we will be married in the age to come, everyone of us. The Church, the Bride, will finally be given to her husband. That’s the ultimate marriage.
Therefore, every earthly marriage now is attempting to mirror the ideal marriage that is will take place in the age to come, as Paul explains in Ephesians 5:21-33.
wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman
SHIT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Every time this video shows up, I 1. have to watch it again, and 2. laugh until I’m crying like I have a problem.
Today at work I told my coworker I was jealous of this really pretty customer and how I wished I looked like her. My coworker was like “ew really. But she’s black” and I just can’t wrap my mind around that statement.
I would have straight up slapped her. like wtf.